07.07.2019

BETTER GO TO HELL THEN TO COME TO BERLIN


It stinks everywhere

Don't come to Berlin! Our streets are very bad and also our public transport. Usually people repair their house before they invite other people to come. This is what normally human beings do. But not in Berlin. Our major (his name is Müller) is more stupid then Trump. His Motto is: Berliners are my last priority! At our streets one road work follows the next road work. The true is that there is no working road anymore. The same is with our public transport. The some buses they work are dirty and overcrowded. And many people they came before you to Berlin are now homeless and sleep under bridges. Maybe you don't know: We have a lot bridges in Berlin. But it became really very difficult to find a place under a bridge in Berlin. So you better stay safe at home. One thing is totally sure: Nobody needs you here! Go to another zoo. New York is the city that never sleeps. But Berlin is the city that never works. You better go to hell then to come to Berlin.

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